This is news to us, but apparently, Hallmark has been selling cards under the "Troubled Relationship" category since 2008. Sentiments include "It's Not Perfect, But It's Ours," and "I Wish I Could Go Back," - because nothing says "Sorry I cheated" better than Hallmark. If your marriage is in trouble, you might consider giving your wife an "Unexpected Turns" Anniversary Card. ("Though this anniversary may come at a time when things are uncertain, your love will give you strength and see you through.")
Not to miss out on an opportunity for card-giving, the greeting card company is also selling cards geared towards long-distance relationships. (Wish I May, Wish I Might, Be Where You Are Tonight. Love, Chad.)
I'm not going to rail on this too much, because a cheesy mass-printed card is probably better than no card at all. But if your relationship is seriously that troubled, you better get some couples' therapy along with that $3.49 card. Or at the very least, a serious box of chocolate






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