It isn't the Shroud of Turin. It's the Turd of Brooklyn.
Jim Lawry of Brooklyn, Ohio, tells NewsNet5 that he's "amazed" by the image of Jesus Christ that he, family and friends see in a bird poop plopped on his windshield. He told the station he thinks it's a sign.
In a YouTube video posted Monday, Lawry marveled at how it looked like a regular old dropping from the outside of the car -- but from the inside it looked, well, divine. The video has since been deleted.
"It's like a perfect portrait," he says in the video. "It's like Jesus staring right at me."
MSN writes that it looks more like a "dog wearing a wig" than the Son of God, and is perhaps more a sign that the car needs washing.
But sometimes one bird's excrement can mean one human's excitement. In August, Brandon Tudor of Illinois spotted a turd on his windshield that he thought was a dead ringer for Michael Jackson. But Tudor's plan to auction it on eBay washed away in the rain.