The Inauguration Day Drinking Game

Drink Every Time Someone Says:

•“Historic”
•“Monumental”
•“Kennedy”
•“Lincoln”
•“Change” (as a noun)
•“Most anticipated inauguration in history”
•The name of a celebrity who thinks their opinion matters.
Drink Every Time:

•Joe Biden’s hairplugs are awkwardly noticeable.
•You see Oprah crying.
•W glances at his watch.
•You see a mediocre looking chick with political aspirations in the crowd.
•Chris Matthews appears to get a boner.
•You see Obama’s face on a t-shirt.
•A white guy pretends to know the words to a Black Eyed Peas song.
•Keith Olbermann comes off as a smug, pretentious asshole.
•Someone in the crowd passes out.
•You see a bearded hippie.
•Jesse Jackson takes credit for Obama’s campaign.
•A Fox News correspondent speaks in hushed tones with an air of faux patriotism.